Katie Price took her big fat fake boobies to Vienna the other day for some sort of ball or something. She dressed them up in her fanciest evening gown and somehow still managed to make them look like something you�d see at a porn convention in Reno.

Katie Price and Paris Hilton meet up at the re-opening of Movida nightclub in London the other night.

I can't think of any more annoying than this pair - let's hope this isn't a lasting friendship.

British 'model' Jordan is a mess, all that plastic surgery is now taking it's toll and she looks horrendous - lets not get a sore ass sitting on the fence here. There's no point in trying to be nice about everyone when it's not what you're thinking. It's best just to speak the truth and call a spade a spade.

Jordan is an ugly tart whose best effort to get some publicity is to flash her knickers getting out of a taxi - usually drunk at some London nightclub. Before she started tinkering with bust enlargements and all that other cosmetic surgery she was drop dead gorgeous.

Now that all those good looks are long gone, here are the best type of photos you want to see of Jordan these days - from behind or with her face covered.





I added the last one just to let you see these photos weren't of any old tart shopping in London.