Its been just under a month since the $6m babies landed and now it's time to see them splashed on every blog, website and news outlet across the globe.

So do you want a look at them? Shame on you!!! Sadly I'm not into this crap but there are plenty of others waisting space on it including this little lot below but be warned, it's the same crap photo on them all, smiley Jennifer and two sleeping babies.

Can't believe People paid six mil for this.

Does This Look Like $6 Million Cover To You?

Meet J-Lo�s twins

Look! Photos Of Jennifer Lopez�s Twins! In A Magazine!

First Jennifer Lopez's Baby Pictures on People Magazine!

First Picture so Jennifer Lopez's Twins

Jennifer Lopez Twins , Max and Emme - First Public Photo

Jennifer Lopez Twins Pictures People Magazine March 2008

Jennifer Lopez Twins Debut In This Weeks �People� Magazine

First Look At Jennifer Lopez And The Twins

Jennifer Lopez reveals her twins

Oh yeah, here's the original People exclusive:

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: See Jennifer Lopez's Twins!

Cheryl Tweedy - or is it Cheryl Cole? - the soon to be divorced pop star has popped up in the video for Will.i.am�s new single Heartbreaker.

The video hasn't yet made it online but I do have a clip from a British TV show about Girls Aloud that aired last night showing a few snippets. It is definitely worth watching as Cheryl is looking so sexy.

To be honest I have now watched it several times and I can't take my eyes off her ass. Enjoy it and if anyone finds the full official version drop me an email with the link or file.



H/T BBI

I can't believe this is the first set of pictures here on DarkHat of Mariah Carey flashing her knickers. Not one panty upskirt photo in sight, which is rather surprising considering the number of times Mariah has given us a close look at her ass in a short skirt.

I must remember to delve deep into the DarkHat smut vault and pull out a few great memories of Mariah and share my sordid fantasies of her giving me an erotic lapdance in a mini skirt to the point she has me exploding in my shorts. I was going to say it wouldn't be hard but of course it would, the correct wording should have been it wouldn't be difficult.

Now a Mariah Carey sex tape would be on the top 5 most wanted leaked tape list for sure. That celebrity sex tape list is definately coming together nicely. Tomorrow for sure.

Kristin Davis, star of Melrose Place and Sex and the City, is the latest celeb to have a rumoured sex tape doing the rounds.

on 205th have a censored photo but if you prefer to see the supposed Kristin Davis licking balls then head to WWTDD who have the full colour photo.

This kinda got me thinking, now I know I don't want to see the Kristin Davis sex tape even if it is real, so who do I really want to see in a leaked home porno?

That's a long post that will require some time and thought so I'll write it tomorrow.

Well according to Mr Diddy Daddy Doody he knew nothing. What about that old saying 'There is no smoke without fire'?

As Reuters reported:

The Los Angeles Times has linked two former associates of rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs to a 1994 assault on singer Tupac Shakur and suggested Combs knew of the attack in advance. Combs called the story "a lie."

The newspaper's report on Monday cited an unnamed source who said he was questioned during a federal probe of the shooting and beating of Shakur at the Quad Recording Studios in New York City.

Combs' associates helped plan the attack, the source told the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Times. The paper said it corroborated the source's comments in several ways.

The Times suggested Combs and another rapper, the Notorious B.I.G. (Christopher Wallace), knew Shakur was being set up. For years, Shakur claimed Combs was involved, it said.

"This story is a lie," Combs said in a statement on Monday. "It is beyond ridiculous and is completely false. Neither Biggie (Wallace) nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during or after it happened."

Is it true Nicole Kidman's bodyguard got a bit heavy handed and lost the plot with a paparazzi photographer?

Well according to Holy Taco he did indeed and by all accounts from the video below he sounds like he gave him a few extra cracks on the jaw just for the hell of it.



So apparently a paparazzi for flynet.com was following Nicole Kidman, when suddenly her bodyguard got out and basically slapped him around/beat the living daylights out of him. Roided up bodyguards LIVE for stuff like this. You gotta think, 99.9% of their job, they never get to punch anybody. So when that .001% happens, it�s punch city and you�re the mayor.

Heather Mills has been awarded a �24.3m divorce payout from meanie rocker Sir Paul McCartney, according to a court judgment released today.

She had sought �125m from the 60-year-old former Beatle, the judgment reveals, but received a fifth of that amount. McCartney had offered �15.8m. We mentioned this before here at DarkHat that Macca was being tight with his cash in regard to taking care of his ex and daughter.

Mills, 40, who married McCartney in 2002, said outside the high court in London that she was "very, very, very pleased" at the sum eventually decided on.

However Mills said she planned to launch an appeal tomorrow against a decision to make public Mr Justice Bennett's entire judgment, rather than just the summary released today.

Full details of the judgment have been withheld pending the appeal.

Soon after this announcement a number of changes to Heather Mills' official website have been made. Material from the old website was removed and soon after the judgement was made, a new site went online.

Removed content included articles entitled 'Paparazzi found guilty of assaulting Heather' and 'Heather Mills has today won a landmark victory in her fight to stop tabloid newspapers smearing her name with inaccurate stories'. They are stiil available to view at archive.org

WHO WORE IT BEST? Natassia �Scarlet� Malthe VS Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Lisa Snowden and Alex Cheung.

Hot new Hollywood beauty Natassia Malthe has created quite a stir in fashion cities across the world and has been labeled as the �Hot New Frock Star!� The Norwegian/Malaysian former model has been turning heads in fashion capitals across the globe in cities such as London, New York and Los Angeles and has donned some of the most amazing clothes provided by coveted designers including Dolce & Gabbana, Escada, Elie Saab, Julien McDonald and Roberto Cavalli.

Fashion designers and fashion writers have flocked to follow Natassia �Scarlet� Malthe�s meteoric rise to become the latest style icon. She compared to Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Lisa Snowdon Alexa Cheung and many other queens of the red carpet, stepping out at the highest profile events and upstaging the others to jaw-dropping effect.

Scarlet wowed the world in a floor length scarlet Dolce & Gabbana gown on the BAFTA red carpet in February, and stunned the press in a backless peach sequined ASHISH mini dress at London�s Elle Style Awards. She upstaged Lindsay Lohan in CATHERINE MALANDRINO, and even ultra-cool television presenter Alexa Chung in a LOUISE GOLDEN dress for TOPSHOP.

Scarlet first hit the screens in cult classics ��Skinwalkers� and the movie adaptation of video game �DOA: Dead or Alive� but was better know for her small role in the blockbuster movie �Elecktra� from which she quickly went on to be known as the movie �scream queen�.

2008 is set to be an incredible year for Scarlet. It has just been announced that Malthe 30, has been cast as the lead actress in the brand new David Nutter project �Scarlet�, the new television series, which is set to infiltrate homes all over the world from April 28th 2008.

Nutter, who is best known for directing episodes of the TV smash hits such as the Sporanos, ER and Entourage and also creating pilots for Smallville, Dark Angel, and the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Nutter is also credited for �discovering� Hollywood starlets Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner by casting both in some of their earliest TV roles so Nutter fans are eagerly awaiting updates on the top secret �Scarlet� TV Series and are particularly interested in following the growing success of Malthe.

Please, please, please.......STOP. Unless you are emailing to say she's made a miracle recovery and is back to her old self then send them to someone else who cares.

Video of Britney this, video of Britney that, yawn, yawn, yawn.

I don't want to see it, I'm not gonna post it. You know who you are ;-)

As you probably know, a few blogs reported last week that Mischa turned down a role on Gossip Girl. However, a gossiping 'friend' of TheDarkhat has a source close to the show who says she never formally turned down the role.

Mike Ausiello reported that "For publicity ... Barton's peeps -- desperate to get their client's name in a headline that didn't include the letters "DUI" -- likely leaked the Gossip offer to remind the public of what an in-demand actress she is."

I've heard that this is absolutely true, as her announcement caught the show's EP's completely by surprise.

Mischa has a history of this behavior with her former O.C. boss; two years ago she slipped and told a reporter that Marissa was going to die before the episode aired. Thank God she's not going to be on the show--no spoilers!

So I got an email asking me to show this video - why the hell not, it's pretty comical.

I couldn't be bothered clicking the site mentioned to find out the answer, somebody can leave a comment and let me know.

I just read this crap on the BBC and couldn't stop laughing. If this is all LMP has to think and worry about then I reckon she needs some help, in the head department.

She is acting and sounding like a spoiled schoolkid, 'oh, they said I was fat' - big deal. Your head is in the clouds if you think your ass doesn't look like the side of a house woman. Get A Life!

Singer Lisa Marie Presley is suing the Daily Mail for libel over publishing an article alleging she is overweight.

The 40-year-old daughter of Elvis Presley said the story, which was widely republished worldwide, forced her to confirm she is expecting a baby.

Her UK laywer Simon Smith said claims that she had an "unhealthy appetite" and is "growing like her dad" had left the star "deeply upset and offended".

Presley called the press "disgusting" on her MySpace page.

The singer, who is issuing the libel claim against the Daily Mail's publishers, Associated Newspapers, at the High Court in London, also explained why she was forced into disclosing her pregnancy.

"I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant," she wrote.

The announcement comes days after photos of Presley eating lunch in Los Angeles emerged in some newspapers poking fun at her weight gain.

"Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight," said Presley.

She claimed publications in London, New York and Chicago wrote "false defamatory degrading stories" about why she could be putting on weight.

"Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets," she said.

Addressing other women she added: "You know if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result, and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well."

Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets.

Speaking to the Associated Press, her spokeswoman Cindy Guagenti said some of the stories had gone too far.

If you liked The Soprano's then you should find this funny, it's by some dude called Max who sends up Tony Soprano - he looks nothing like 'T' but he has all the breathing and patter right. Made me laugh that's for sure.


http://view.break.com/460409 - Watch more free videos

via