Back in the day Denise Richards would give every hot blooded man who'd seen Wild Things instant wood.

Her dirty antics in a school uniform put her high on the list of 'must shag celeb' lists that loners like me have.

Sadly ten years have past since Wild Things and those years are starting to take their toll on poor Denise.

Look at the state of her mouth - it looks like she's seen more cockends than weekends.

Kelly Paniagua - who is she again? Do we give a shit when she's got an ass like this? Hell no. And I tossed in a frontal pic too so you can see her face - it'll help when you're knocking one off to that ass.


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Here's Eddie Murphy's cast off Mel B promoting her new fitness DVD at HMV somewhere in the back and beyond of the UK.

How many copies of this will she actually shift? Couple of thousand maybe? No one in Britain gives two hoots about Mel Brown. Ten years ago, yeah but this is 2009 and her day is done.

You'd think one of the worlds biggest news organisations would be on the ball with all that's going on in the world of entertainment.

Today I seen yet another 'old story' on the BBC site that is reporting Bono's NYT column - info that is at least ten weeks old.

Hell even DarkHat had the news of Bono writing for the New York Times back in October.

Manchester Utd winger Cristiano Ronaldo wrecked his Ferrari after losing control of his supercar in a tunnel under Manchester Airport this morning.

Luckily he escaped without a scratch after the Italian sportscar was left a mangled wreck.