For sure Mandy Moore is an attractive woman and everyone who can see two feet in front of them could only be retarded if they said otherwise.

I know what I'm talking about, okay? Don't tell me I'm wrong because even when I'm wrong, I'm right.

As for Mandy and her mouth, well I'm sure using it to kiss would be second on my list if I had any say in how she should use it. And just to make things crystal clear - eating and drinking would be third on that list.

So Tila Tequila signs a few autographs for a few losers - sorry fans - while going from one bar to another.

If I ever bump into her when I'm out and about drunk I wonder if she'd sign my dick if I asked nicely? If I asked really nice maybe she'd suck it too.

I know everyone says she's a slut and a tart but that's absolutely fine with me - if it's true that means she'd give me one hell of a blowjob. And don't anyone going commenting that she's a lesbian - that's just more horseshit that keeps her in the gossip columns.

So Kate Hudson goes to the beach with her 'friend', not boyfriend whatever his name is and we're supposed to give a shit?

What difference does it make if he's giving her one or not - just show us Kate's ass in a bikini.

Sara Jean Underwood first appeared in Playboy back in 2005 but today there's no nude pictures from Playboy.

Nope, I think this set of photos for Spike are way better than any Playboy shoot. They are just sexier. She's not got her tits out, instead she is just teasing and giving us something to think about.

Back in the day Denise Richards would give every hot blooded man who'd seen Wild Things instant wood.

Her dirty antics in a school uniform put her high on the list of 'must shag celeb' lists that loners like me have.

Sadly ten years have past since Wild Things and those years are starting to take their toll on poor Denise.

Look at the state of her mouth - it looks like she's seen more cockends than weekends.