Mel B can takes care about Victoria Beckham's boobs!

and he looks like he's a babbling schoolboy trying to lie his way out of something - probably been caught looking at titties that are twenty years younger than Demi's.

Josh Duhamel can't be keeping his new wife happy in the bedroom if this photo is anything to go by.


As you can see Fergie's got her hands all over a female dancer's cleavage when she took time out from their honeymoon in The Bahamas for this sexy stage show. And she looks like she can't get enough either.

Another way to look at Fergie's girl-on-girl antics is that Josh may be in for a few treats in the way of some private Fergie-on-girl bedroom action.

Lucky bastard if she lets him join in......

For sure Mandy Moore is an attractive woman and everyone who can see two feet in front of them could only be retarded if they said otherwise.

I know what I'm talking about, okay? Don't tell me I'm wrong because even when I'm wrong, I'm right.

As for Mandy and her mouth, well I'm sure using it to kiss would be second on my list if I had any say in how she should use it. And just to make things crystal clear - eating and drinking would be third on that list.

So Tila Tequila signs a few autographs for a few losers - sorry fans - while going from one bar to another.

If I ever bump into her when I'm out and about drunk I wonder if she'd sign my dick if I asked nicely? If I asked really nice maybe she'd suck it too.

I know everyone says she's a slut and a tart but that's absolutely fine with me - if it's true that means she'd give me one hell of a blowjob. And don't anyone going commenting that she's a lesbian - that's just more horseshit that keeps her in the gossip columns.